(Not) Haunted Tote Bag

$25.00
There are two types of hauntings: the stately kind of haunting you find in castles (low levels of musical wailing, very dignified) and the kind of haunting you find in The Poltergeist (open cabinet drawers, fresh nightmares and an inability to do your 9-5). The ghosts that followed you home from this workshop — well, they’re a dignified, Victorian sort. But if you don’t carry around this chic-looking bag (ahem, tote) — well, they can’t be responsible for open cabinet drawers at 2 am in the morning.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
There are two types of hauntings: the stately kind of haunting you find in castles (low levels of musical wailing, very dignified) and the kind of haunting you find in The Poltergeist (open cabinet drawers, fresh nightmares and an inability to do your 9-5). The ghosts that followed you home from this workshop — well, they’re a dignified, Victorian sort. But if you don’t carry around this chic-looking bag (ahem, tote) — well, they can’t be responsible for open cabinet drawers at 2 am in the morning.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!